Parce que depuis que je regarde, j'ai la conviction que les pyramides sont en fait des plateformes d'atterrissage de vaisseaux extra-terrestres
Parce que les dieux mythologiques, c'est tous des méchants!!!
Parce que Stargate, c'est aussi un de mes premiers maris ^^
Parce que maintenant je ne comprends pas que tout le monde ne sache pas qu'un trou noir provoque une distorsion spatio-temporelle que l'on peut utiliser pour relier 2 galaxies.
Parce que Thor n'est pas un Viking tout poilu mais un petit homme gris tout nu avec une grosse tête et des gros yeux
Parce que j'ai tendance à dire "Indeed" comme réponse à toute affirmation
et parce que merde d'où toutes les planètes de la galaxie ont l'anglais comme langue??? Comme si ça suffisait pas qu'ils aient le monopole sur Terre!!! lol
Parce que la bonne humeur d'une équipe se répercute forcément sur le show...
Favorite quotes:
- Col. O'Neill: Oh, here we go. Another scientist. General, please.
- Capt. Carter: Theoretical astrophysicist.
- Col. O'Neill: Which means?
- Gen. Hammond: Which means she's smarter than you are, Colonel.
- Gen. Hammond: Colonel, the United States is not in the business of interfering in other people's affairs.
- Col. O'Neill: Since when?
Capt. Carter: It took us 15 years and 3 super computers to 'MacGyver' a system for the gate on Earth
- Dr. Jackson: We're here to seek the Tok'ra.
- Col. O'Neill: Assuming, of course, you are the Tok'ra.
- Tok'ra: And if we're not?
- Col. O'Neill: Well, I guess we all start shooting. There's blood, death, hard feelings… it'd suck.
- Dr. Jackson: Uh, the second Goa'uld representative we're expecting is Yu.
- Col. O'Neill: Me?
- Dr. Jackson: "Yu" is the name of the Goa'uld.
- Col. O'Neill: Sorry.
- Gen. O'Neill: Oh, what are you talkin' about? I just walked in with a whole handful of ingredients for my world-famous omelette's.
- Lt. Col. Carter: World-famous, huh? What's in it?
- Gen. O'Neill: Eggs.
- Lt. Colonel Mitchell: We have got the best jobs in the world, don't we?
- Lt. Colonel Carter: I'm gonna hit the shower.
- Dr. Jackson: I'm gonna find the doctor.
- Teal'c: We are indeed suitably employed.
- Teal'c: You have been impregnated, without copulation.
- Vala: Yes! And I'm absolutely terrified - have any of you ever heard anything like it?
- Lt. Colonel Mitchell: W-Well.. there is one.
- Teal'c: Darth Vader.
- Dr. Jackson: C'mon, you have to have known that Jack's always taken an interest in your life.
- Lt. Colonel Mitchell: Jack? ...O'Neill?
- Teal'c: Indeed.
- Lt. Colonel Carter: Remember when you were chosen for the 302 program even though you didn't think you should get in? How about when you were chosen for SG-1?
- Vala: [laughing] Wait. Are you saying that Jack O'Neill is...
- Lt. Colonel Mitchell: ...my daddy?
- Dr. Jackson: All starting to make sense now, isn't it?
- Lt. Colonel Mitchell: Awww, I'm being Punk'd, aren't I?
- Lt. Colonel Carter: A crazy idea.
- General O'Neill: I'm down with crazy. I like crazy. Crazy and I are like... that.
- Lt. Colonel Carter: Cam likes crazy too.
- Lt. Colonel Mitchell: Listen, if what Jackson is saying is true, there is an Ori ship out there with a near-complete weapon on it that could prove useful against the Ori. I think we should go after it.
- General O'Neill: You're right. That's crazy!
- General Landry: You're losing control on your team Colonel!
Lt. Colonel Mitchell: Sir, Carter has the same grade as me, Teal'c is an alien and Daniel is a civilian... I lost control on my team a long time ago!
Vala Mal Doran, Dr. Fraiser, General Landry, Teal'c, Colonel Cameron Mitchell, Colonel Jack O'Neill (promu General), Capitaine Samantha Carter (promue Major puis Colonel), Dr. Daniel Jackson, General Hammond
On the set with the SG1 and SGA teams!!!!